1. (Source: ggoya, via sirenchokehold)

  2. (Source: adrianamoyano, via loveseptt)

  3. echoes-androses:


    Sloth on a speedboat

    This is beautiful

    (via sirenchokehold)

  4. fannishflightsoffancy:

    you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

    (via socially-awkward-human)




    I hope you never die


    betty white is the fucking coolest person ever omg

    (Source: poyzn, via sirenchokehold)

  5. "You only missed my voice
    when nobody else called you."

    Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice  (via bleedgold)

    (Source: rustyvoices, via caandacceee)

  6. (Source: michaela-margaret, via loveseptt)

  7. maliciousmelons:

    when the teacher asks you about a question about something you learned before break


    (via sirenchokehold)

  8. (Source: skressed, via sirenchokehold)

  9. uglygirlsclub:

    don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

    (via emptynethockey)

  10. (Source: marinafans, via victoria-carolyn)

    • Guy on train:   I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
    • Me:   *turns up music*
    • Guy:   I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
    • Me:   *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
    • Guy:   Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
    • Me:  
    • Guy:   Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
    • Lady by door:   Hey. Leave her alone.
    • Guy:   Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
    • Lady:   *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
    • Me:   Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
    • Lady cop:   I can make that happen.
    • Guy:   Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
    • Lady cop:   And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
    • Entire train:   *applauds*
  11. rebelfreakat221b:



    I need feminism because my self worth is constantly defined by the type of clothes I wear.

    stop dressing like a slut and you won’t be treated like one

    And thats why we need feminism, join us next week to read about how that guy is single

    (via etoile-myers)